You know, I'm getting pretty sick of Jezebel taking jabs at the sustainable movement. Way to be a bunch of bullies that cry OMG THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER and then cite a friend-of-a-friend hippie who said "you're a bad person if you don't do X" as evidence that you're completely justified in shaming the entire… » 8/07/11 2:46pm 8/07/11 2:46pm

Instant vision: Cook bends, grabs the Filkins/Mazzetti story firmly by its ankles, flips it upside down. Story paws wildly at air in vain. Cook proceeds to shake every last piece of out-of-context lint from its murky skew-lined pockets. Story runs to find mother. End scene. » 3/15/10 7:40pm 3/15/10 7:40pm

@badass-boi: @undefined: As well you should. It is empirical fact that Simon Baker is adorable in the extreme, for which CBS and the show's 20 million viewers are terribly grateful. Then again, I also like me some NCIS, so you should probably disregard much of what I say. » 2/24/09 5:32pm 2/24/09 5:32pm

@Bitter Poor just wants her little musical notes back...: Here's where @Weegee's bored should have just gone ahead and pretended like he/she was talking about Rev. Rick Warren instead, whose invocation included the wondrously awkward line, "It all exists for your glory, history is your story." » 1/20/09 2:09pm 1/20/09 2:09pm

@Helman: So help me, from beyond the employ of Nick Denton, if you throw one more 'fuck you' in Nat Hentoff's direction, I will execute your sorry, compassionless, dogmatical, self-aggrandizing, bitchy little blindered self. I'll also have to come up with plans for your avatar. I await your tired misdirected defensive… » 1/01/09 12:57am 1/01/09 12:57am